My collection of hand soap

If you ever visit my place, be sure to notice my extraordinarily robust collection of hand soap scattered throughout my townhouse.

To attain my extraordinarily robust collection of hand soap, I have travelled to many places. To many hotels, actually.

While there, I steal their soap. Then I use my thumbnail to scratch out any hotel logos etched into the soap.

Now I'm *certain* you're impressed with my extraordinarily robust collection of hand soap.